thingsworthhavingnevercomeeasily:
Pay money that you don’t have to graduate from college to go into a world with no jobs. But everything is fine because you have a piece of paper saying you’re a college graduate while you’re busy working at Starbucks trying to make ends meet.
Welcome to America.
Relevant
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SDSU’s Love Library 5th Floor Men’s bathroom: “Ministry of Magic”
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BAHAHHAHAHA.
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Boba Fett - Booty Hunter On The Dance Floor!
Bring this shit to CA please.
good night.
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After you lick it let it dry for a few seconds and then smell it.
Ferris Bueller Sequel of the Day: So the Ferris Bueller “sequel” that was teased last week has been unveiled in full, and it’s… an ad for Honda starring Matthew Broderick as himself.
But it does pay homage to Ferris Bueller, which is something? And it does do a great job at selling something: The certainty that no one should ever try to make a Ferris Bueller sequel.
[honda.]
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NINETEEN, College girl, single.
5T4S Original.
